I’ve been single for five years. What’s up with that? If someone can tell me what I’m doing wrong, I’d really appreciate it. I’m good-looking. I’m in great, athletic shape. I’m outgoing. I have my own house. I have my own car. I have a stable career. I’m funny as hell. I have a good personality. I”m clean. I get along with everyone that I know. I don’t have any major hang-ups, other than not wanting to be with someone who is not headed in then same direction that I am. I’ve been told that I am very sexy. Could that be my downfall? Am I single because I am too sexy? Guys? Help me out with this one. I don’t dress provocatively. I show off my assests, which are my legs and eyes. But to no avail. Men look..guys stare..even women take a peek..but I’m still single. I don’t want a one night stand or a quick fix. I want a relationship. But, there are no takers. What’s the problem? I’m tired of hearing, “You’re gonna make someone a great wife”. Or, “I wish I met you two years ago.” Or, ” Tell your husband he’s a lucky man”. What husband? Are these excuses or what or for what? I hear it too often. Is there something wrong with me? I wonder. I want to hold hands and smooch while we wait at the light to cross the street. I wanna go food shopping and do the laundry together. I wanna go on vacation toa fabulous island and chill on the beach in a bikini, drinking mai tais and enjoying my man. I’ve met men that I liked alot. But they were all in relationships or married. Should I become a man-stealer.? It seems that every man is involved with a woman one way or another. So, if I find one that I like, should I try to woo him in with my womanly wilds? If he accepts, is that saying something about his relationship? Is he not happy at home? Can I ”steal” him away from her? Or am I fooling myself? But, I want my own man. I don’t wanna have to steal someone away from their lady. I have found that guys stay in relationships that are not working for them or the woman. People are “comfortable” where they are and don’t want to rock the boat. So where does that leave me? Am i doomed to be single for the rest of my days. I don’t even have a booty call! So, I’m single, masturbating and backed up..I’m all fucked up!!
